The Starfish Project

The combined effort of our whole family.

The “We” Nurse (Joke)

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“There ain’t much fun in medicine, but there’s a heck of a lot of medicine in fun.”
                    John Billings

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“When I was in the hospital, I had a “We” nurse.  She began each sentence with “How are we today?”  “We need to have a bath.” 

This really irritated me, so I decided to play a little joke on her.
 
One day, she brought in a specimen cup and requested a urine sample.  After she left, I poured my apple juice into the cup.  Then she returned for the specimen, she observed it and noted, “My, we’re a little cloudy today, aren’t we?”
 
I asked to see it, removed the lid and said, “Yep, better run it through again” and drank it.  The look of shock on her face was priceless.”
 
                                Norman Cousins

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Written by Tracey

October 27, 2008 at 2:02 am

Posted in Humour

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